Why can't you people leave well enough alone? I mean, is there anything so beautiful, unadulterated and wholesome as getting shitface drunk? Isn't it enough for you people to stick to the time-honored tradition of pounding so much booze that you have to walk on your knees to the toilet and paint the inside of that filthy bowl with the holy hues of whatever joyous libations you chose to elevate your spirit with that night or morning? For some of you Internet idiots, no, it is clearly not enough.

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