We've all seen those shows, right? They have some poor sap sit in front of the camera talking about the time he was grazed by a rabbit's MONSTROUS, RAZOR-SHARP TEETH and that, at that moment, he thought about how he might never see his daughter again. All of it is of course accompanied by endless repetition of the two seconds of footage that exist.

Actually, when you think about it, this video almost isn't even a parody! ^_^

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