Watch out, 'cause this whacky, early-morning "Zoo Crew" has a ton of Avian Spring Water** to give away, and they're pounding the pavement, stopping random people on the street and asking them, "How long you been up?"
**Please note: Avian Spring Water-Flavored Beverages are in no way affiliated with Evian Natural Spring Water or its parent company, Groupe Danone. Avian Spring Water-Flavored Beverages contain less than 1% spring water and are currently being investigated as a possible vector for the transmission of Avian Influenza A/(H5N1) to coastal human populations.
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