Transforce is menaced by Siamese Twin villains who aim to put an end to self-gratification as we know it!

TransForce are called upon to be sailors when an angry whale attacks an oil tanker.

TransForce is roused from their girlie goings-on when a demented terrorist (of unidentifiable ethnic origin) threatens to blow the local courthouse to smithereens. Can the she-males reform this splenetic, sexually repressed suicider?

A series of hellacious fires break out in TransForce's hometown, and only Lacto's bodacious boob-juice can quench them. But with his mighty man-mammaries draining quickly, Trannytown might become more flaming than ever!

It's "Career Day" at the local elementary school, and nobody wants TransForce around to raunch things up. But when a gang of baddies break in and hold the kids hostage, the femme-fellows will have to put aside their differences and save the day.

When a PMSing TransForce back-sasses their cumming commander, G-Spot sticks a tampon in their cash flow. The lady-lads have to get themselves back in the pink, they only way they know how: BAKE SALE!!!

When an alternative-lifestyle fraternity honors the girlie-guys with a special "acceptance party," they're dismayed to find their beer kegs stolen by the homophobic Phi Alpha Mu frat. They'll have to teach these jerky jocks a lesson -- TransForce style!

MANGINA - MANGINA

As Trannytown threatens to burn to a crisp, Captain Lacto lies deflated and defeated in the hospital. Can the other Trannies replicate his milky goodness? And who keeps sending these threateningly sexy letters to Lacto's man-tits?

 The instrumental tracks for our new EP, Time To Leave - you can stream the full version from our website www.iamnotlefthanded.com