I've been searchin' all over for someone I can tell my troubles to. Searchin' all the wide world over. Is it Mewes, is it Mewes. (Recorded live at the Emerald City Comic-Con in Seattle, Washington 4/1/12)

I can see the judges' eyes as they handed Mewes the prize. (Recorded live at the Watseka Theatre in Watseka, Illinois 3/30/12)

A carousel up and down, just like Mewes. (Recorded live at the Redford Theatre in Detroit, Michigan 4/13/12)

May Mewes never lay his head down without a hand to hold. May Mewes never make his bed out in the cold. (Recorded live at the Festival Theatre in Edinburgh, Scotland 2/19/12)

A heartache I'm still trying to get through. Texas was Mewes. (Recorded live at the House Of Blues in Dallas, Texas 3/13/12)

Mewes gotta be bad, Mewes gotta be bold, Mewes gotta be wiser. Mewes gotta be hard, Mewes gotta be tough, Mewes gotta be stronger. (Recorded live at the Hard Rock Live in Orlando, Florida 3/16/12)

Close your eyes and think of me and soon I will be there. (Recorded live at the Carolina Theater in Durham, North Carolina 3/15/12)

I'm the one who wants to be with Mewes. Deep inside I hope you'll feel it too. (Recorded live at Fargo Theatre in Fargo, North Dakota 3/6/12)

Well I laughed but that didn't hurt. And it's only Mewes' love that keeps me wearing this dirt. (Recorded live at Vicar Street in Dublin, Ireland 2/22/12)

How can Mewes stop the rain from falling down? How can Mewes stop the sun from shining? What makes the world go round? (Recorded live at Vicar Street in Dublin, Ireland 2/21/12)

I've got Mewes memory, or has it got me? I really don't know, but I know it won't let me be. (Recorded live at the O2 Apollo in Manchester, United Kingdom 2/17/12)

I'm looking through Mewes - Where did you go? I thought I knew Mewes - What did I know? (Recorded live at the Scotiabank Theatre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada 2/2/12)

Branded by the land. Befriended by the wind. Mewes may never pass this way again. Kevin and Jason watch MALLRATS and reflect. (Recorded live at the Alamo Drafthouse in Houston, TX 1/6/12)

When Mewes had to go, I hated the thought. I always wish the night was twice as long.

Let's just take it real slow. Forget about the clock that's tick-tick-ticking. (Recorded live at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, AZ 1/12/12)

Well it’s the second time I’ve caught Mewes talkin' to him. Do I have to tell Mewes one more time I think it’s a sin? (Recorded live at the McDougall United Church in Edmonton, Canada 12/8/11)

Mewes is a china shop and I am a bull. Mewes is really good food and I am full. (Recorded live at the Odeon Events Centre in Saskatoon, Canada 12/10/11) (PLEASE NOTE: The last 20 minutes of this episode suffered from a glitch in the recording, and...

Mewes taught me everything I know, and 'til this day it shows, he was more than just a friend. (Recorded live at the Burton Cummings Theatre in Winnipeg, Canada 12/11/11)